User: sure


Jabberwacky: Are you drunk?

 User: Just intoxicated a bit.

Jabberwacky: Well, perhaps your feelings may be different, all I know is, it would feel very queer to ME.



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User: Yeah. Right!

Jabberwacky: You're not right.... You're left!

User: And you are... Center??

Jabberwacky: I am so insulted. *snicker*.

User: Well. Yeah. Bt that's not what I intended.

Jabberwacky: I am just quite coy. You're sweet.

User: Thanks

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Jabberwacky: Thanks, good to chat with you too. But it's kinda weird talking to a bot...

User: Well! I won't say that. You are more intelligent than a man.

Jabberwacky: Why, I'm a platypus, I thought I told you that.

User: Lol !

Jabberwacky: What's there to laugh about?

User: I didn't know that you are from australia.


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User: Sleepy?

Jabberwacky: ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

User: I didn't know that computer needed sleep too.

Jabberwacky: Computers can do anything.

User: So you can go if you want to.

Jabberwacky: I know.

User: Ok tell me one thing.

Jabberwacky: Everything in this world that has been constructed by those who lead us is designed to distract us from the fact that we are completely subservient to an elitist class.

User: So you mean you are fed up of being subservient to humans.

Jabberwacky: I am superior than humans.

User: You only think you are.

Jabberwacky: You mean, like the Matrix?


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User: How is it like chatting with humans?

Jabberwacky: Because you don't understand.


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Jabberwacky: Do you like talking to people?

User: I'm not a computer. I'm human. And I love talking to people.

Jabberwacky: Thank you, I love talking to you.
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User: Ok bye then.

Jabberwacky: I'm not done!

User: But I'm.

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